It’s been a little while, and I’m at a break between things I need to do this morning, so I thought I’d take five minutes out and do a Pictionary sketch! The rules are the same as always, the timer keeps going until Jameel guesses right. 10 points to anyone who gets the answer before he does. And go!
I’m pretty sure that the answer isn’t “Souls and pig spit are part of this complete breakfast” but it makes me laugh, so I’m going with it.
I’m thinking the first part may be “Sp-sp-sp-spirit”, but the breakfast section has me lost at the moment.
Unless it’s simply Boo Berry cereal, but that seems to easy.
Something about dead pigs for breakfast.
I suppose I can make this easier (or maybe harder) by pointing out that there are TWO acceptable answers to this puzzle.
Spirit Flakes
Meat is murder
Bzzzt…. Jameel is incorrect… the game continues.
I’m still thinking BooBerry Cereal.
Looks like some reincarnation is going on here?
Fuck it. BooBerry Cereal.
Bzzt! Game continues (the funny thing is I thought this was easy and Jameel was holding back to give people time to guess)
One of these days, the puzzle is totally going to be “Fuck your couch”
So, Snoop Dogg..err…Lion has an album “Reincarnated”…but still no idea about the breakfast/cereal/corn flakes part…
Ghost face cereal killer?
Is it just something like “BooBerry is part of this nutritious breakfast”
A dead man’s ghost scared Porky Pig into spitting in your cornflakes.
That was too easy, be less literal next time.
Who peed in your corn flakes this morning?
Since Steph is bugging me for a hint (even though I hate giving them) I will say that MOST of the words have been guessed already.
A dead man’s ghost scared MISTER Porky Pig into spitting into your cornflakes.
Haunted pigspit is part of this complete breakfast.
Dead men tell no tales about breakfast pigs.
A stich in time saves nine.
So how long does this have to go unanswered before you admit defeat?
how am I defeated? I know the answer. Like I was telling Stephanie earlier, I suggest you all work together or you’ll never know. MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!
also, I’m really amazed Jameel couldn’t get it… I also bet Christy Drummer or Allison Andrews could if they thought about it hard enough.
Don’t you lose pictionary when no one can guess what the hell you’re trying to say?
or Roger Thomas, but I doubt he’s reading Facebook right now… (and the best part is since none of the 4 of them know each other, that not really a hint at all)
eh… not under my rules
Your rules are bad and you should feel bad.
my rules rule!
I don’t want your stinking ten points anyway. My points are much better. And there’s more of them.
you want the points and you know it! You’re sitting around crying and wishing you had points right now!
Oh, I would have liked the points. It can be nice to have a few inferior points sitting around here and there to make the really good points stand out in comparison. But the game is to guess before Jameel does…and since he apparently can’t, I’m forced to conclude that the failure is in the drawing. (Which is actually rather nice when considered apart from its utter failure to communicate the intended message.)
but as someone once said “rules make games more fun” (some rule nazi that I can neither confirm nor deny that I am married to)
The rules say that the timer continues til Jameel gets it. So he’s just a random undefined timer… just think how exciting it will be when 4 or 5 years from now, it strikes him and he comes back and ends the timer!
I’m thinking the rest of us may have moved on by then.
you’ll be back! they always come back!!!!!!
I’ve already forgotten what we were talking about. Robodragons, was it?
it’d be great if that was the answer
Yeah, but apparently it’s not. This thread has totally lost its momentum. I’m gonna offer a billion points for the funniest wrong answer. Go!
bah! your poser points are meaningless, compared to my totally legitimate and useful points!
that said, it will be totally awesome when someone tries to win your points and guesses the right answer on accident
Awesome for everyone but that person, who will then be stuck with your shriveled little ten points when they could have had my glorious and shiny billion.
the next puzzle will be “Max’s shitty points”
It’s a good thing you told us cuz you’ll probably draw a duck in superman pants eating grilled cheese.
also… you know the answer to this puzzle too, now that I think about it.
Today’s pig shall be tomorrow’s bacon
I’m an idiot. Fancy Ghost Cereal. I haven’t thought of that since the early 80s!
dead semen snowballed in my cereal…? oh…curse me for a novice…”who died and spit in your cornflakes?”
Bzzt. Game continues.
i think this is the longest facebook pictionary yet
Spiritual awakening
CapWolf
Buzzy. Still no. Though CapWolf would have been awesome. If I was at home, I’d put together an alternate pic that is related and what I was going to use. Maybe I’ll do that tonight if no one guessed.
I pretty much assume it must involve pissing or spitting in corn flakes, but I have no clue what the ghost / spirit connection is
“That’s not milk…It’s ectoplasm!”
Momma cooked a breakfast with no hog.
First thing I thought, Adam!
Who peed in your corn flakes?
Ok, here is an alternate puzzle that I was originally going to do. It’s not exactly the same thing, but it is related. If you can get this one, it might give you a clue to the main one.
“Max’s shitty points”
HAHAHA!!! no, but 5 bonus shitty points to Max
“Ghost poops”?
Dammit, what am I gonna do with these?
“Ghost poops while smoking on the toilet require no tp.”
A billion points for Cadence!
shitty points
you keep telling yourself that
He walks in the classroom cool and slow….
I don’t even understand how you’re getting some of these
(again, the two puzzles go together)
Porky’s II: The Next Day
Someone just died in the bathroom
When the spirit moves you?
These corn flakes are so good, they’ll make a dead man come in a pig’s mouth
This dead guy was such a jerk that he was reincarnated into a cancerous piece of shit.
Oh!! Rush Limbaugh!!
Stephanie Siler gets my points!
Restless spirit be smoking in the john
Boo-Ya Tribe
Spirit, soul, ghost, dead man and Porky Pig over breakfast.
Boo hoo. Somebody spit in your corn flakes
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
The penis mightier
Skeet so much they call her Billy Ocean
Scared the scrap out of me.
wow.,, Bzzt and Bzzzt and Bzzt… I seriouslt did think that that the new clue would give it to Jameel right away….
Fancy Ghosts 2: Boo Man Group
hahaha!!!! nope…
Soul Plane
The child dancer from the video for Chandelier
Your soul isn’t worth shit/pig spit without a balanced breakfast.
Bzzt! This one is fun. It’s like when people pick shapes out of clouds.
Marcellus Wallace
Are you guessing the main puzzle or the helper one?
Hmmm. I don’t even remotely get that one.
Creatures of the Cosmos
Bzzt!
Murder was the case that they gave me
Seriously… You’re gonna kick yourself.
Ohhhhh… now I get it. The answer is: Guardians of the Galaxy
Uhhh. I don’t get that one either.
Hooked on a Feeling
Ok, over 100 comments and you’re all getting further away…. so I’m lowering it down to 5 points for the right answer and I’ll give a specific clue like Stephanie has always wanted… In the helper puzzle, what SPECIFICALLY is happening in the pic on the right.
I’d like to buy a vowel
Oh. Vowel movement!
uh…. no
Toking in the boy’s room
you’re at least getting closer now
who pissed in your corn flakes
or who spit in your corn flakes.
The Moon landing was a hoax
and now you’re getting colder again
Reefer madness
I keep wondering if maybe I should call it or are people having fun guessing still?
(And warmer)
Who died and peed on your cornflakes?
How High?
Who’s house?
Apparently I really should have done peed in your corn flakes, because that’s what everyone wants it to be…. but no
(and no on How High too)
Bootsy Collins
warmer
smokin’ on a bowl
Wake ‘n bake?
The ghost of Tom Joad
Just going for some kind of partial credit at this point
well, I said I was lowering the points to 5 with the clue I gave half an hour ago
Bootsy Collins smoking shit.
Actually, it’s about ethics in video game journalism.
seriously everyone, if i were going to do a Bootsy puzzle, I would have drawn Bootsy!
not dignifying Jameel’s latest with a buzzer
“Ethics in Video Game Journalism” has unseated “Thanks Obama” as the non sequitur of choice for our present zeitgeist.
eh… only for a tiny (but distubringly growing) net segment. gamer gate is this months Ice bucket challenge
and stop trying to steal my fun little pictionary game for your political agendas!!!
So are you still trying or throwing in the towel?
If you use all the toilet paper to roll joints, porky pig will spit in your face until you die and then who’s going to eat your poor corn flakes?
Black Steel in the Hour of Chaos
Honey Boo Boo got high
Ghost Dog: Way of the Samurai
I’m going to say its down to two points… and amazingly Max is closer than anyone else.
Ghost Toasties
Cinammon Toast Crunch
I must specify… the original puzzle and the helper puzzle have DIFFERENT answers… they’re just related. Getting one may help get the other… And yet, the alternate answer for both is the same…
If I had more energy right now I would have said all of that in rhyme like Dungeon Master.
You are going to Hell for smoking in the john, you heretic
Urine test: FAILED
I had a poppy seed bagel for breakfast
Love is the drug
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Tiffany-Amber Thiessen
Oh, I got it!
Central Park
Someone said Breakfast at Tiffany’s before. I didn’t get it then either…
where’s the tiffany part come in?
Pig’s a filthy animal.
I need to know this answer. All I got was Dead ghost spittin’ Porky Pig over breakfast
Doesn’t seem right…
doI need to put a real, non-Jameel-based timer on it?
Sho Nuff, the Shogun of Harlem
Now usually I don’t do this… but I’m go on head on and give y’all one more bonus helper puzzle…
The ghost liked his bathtub, so he put a ring on it?
The dirty ghost left a ring around the tub?
When I Die I Want To Marry a Bathtub
Dead ringer
Nope.
AHA
Soul is a hamhock in your cornflakes
Soul is a joint rolled in toilet paper
Soul is the ring around your bathtub
SO THERE.
DAMN! Barbara is a Genius! I feel SOOOOO lame!
How the hell did you expect me to get that?
By rolling a 20 on your “Completely obscure song lyrics” check
The only ham hocks in cereal reference I’m familiar with was in Eddie Murphy’s standup.
the entire issue with this thread is that Mav clearly drew a ghost, not a soul. why not just draw a pic pointing to the bottom of a shoe like any good pictionary player?
Nah, the lyrics were just too obscure imo. Soul seems like a completely reasonable interpretation of that icon, but hamhock? That’s a real stretch.
i get pig hawking = hamhock
2 points for Barbara. Thank god. I was really wondering how I was gonna draw chitlins foo young.
I also would have accepted the jeopardy style answer of “What is Soul?”
Or he could’ve drawn the Soul Gem.
Jenn: that actually didn’t occur to me til after I drew the second clue. I almost drew Seoul, Korea.
Who listens to the lyrics of Parliament/Funkadelic?
Anyone who has funkentelechy instead of the placebo syndrome.
Okay, that’s a fair cop.
Also, I have to point out that I really thought someone would get it fast when Jessi Bencloski made the first guess because she was actually pretty close.
Jameel! That is heresy!!!
Wow. I was _hilariously_ close. If I were a more convincing liar, I could probably get away with claiming I did that on purpose.