Max and I decided to spend the afternoon at the movies seeing the new Transformers movie. The clock says it was 3 hours, and yet somehow it was 12 hours of my life I will never get back. I hate to wish death on anyone, but really… for the good of humanity I think we…
Oh my god. This is awesome. I want to do this. Alright. Who wants to sell me their toddler? Mother Dresses Her 4 Year Old Son like a Male Fashion Model, Resulting In The Coolest Looking…A mother dresses up her 4 year old son to look like a male fashion model. The end result is…
I should have become a southern lawyer. It clearly isn’t that hard. One doesn’t need a working knowledge of the law or common sense or anything!!! “You honor, you don’t understand. Yes the young woman was unconscious, and yes it is clear that in retrospect she didn’t want the sex. But you see, your honor,…
This guy makes a great point. I *HATE* the idea that “everybody is beautiful.” It’s disingenuous. I’m not sure I’m 100% with him, but I do think he opens an interesting discussion. Part of it is I don’t like the insinuation that the media “creates” beauty. Not only is it a gross simplification, but it…
You know what really sucks? I vaguely remember seeing a trailer for a comedy like a year ago, and saying “I want to see that movie!” But I don’t remember anything else. I know I wanted to see it, but I don’t remember the title, who was in it or what was it about. So…
Ok… so clearly the reason adults don’t play kickball is that, OH MY GOD I’M SORE TODAY!!! I still think we’re going to do it again in August though. And I’m just crazy enough that a part of me is considering following the next one up with the return of Jammy Jam. Opinions?
Nathan Fillion has apparently signed on to play Nova in Marvel movies, thus becoming the first man in history to be 100% sure that he has caused others to achieve simultaneous orgasms.* Sure those others are a bunch 40 year old geeks living in their mothers basement who’ve never been laid… But it’s still an…
Honestly, if I’m 102 even if I’m not suffering from Alzheimer’s or something like that, I’m probably going to be killing a lot of people. It’ll start with serious bad people… People who really need to be removed from society… But if I really like it, I might just start removing motherfuckers who kinda get…
So today was my last day of summer school (yay) And as promised I will be celebrating this weekend with Mav & Margaret’s Summertime Kickball-o-Rama 2014. So this is probably the last time I’ll be pimping it. If you haven’t already done so, go over there and accept the invite (of if you need an…
Can someone lend me like a million dollars so I can build a house with all of this? Here Are 30 Relatively Simple Things That Will Make Your Home Extremely Awesome. If you want to make your home more efficient (and look better while you’re at it), you don’t necessarily have to break the bank.…
1) I wish that I had thought to make this video. 2) I might have enjoyed this more than the actual movie. http://sploid.gizmodo.com/brutally-honest-trailer-explains-why-transformers-sucks-1592472763?utm_campaign=socialflow_gizmodo_facebook&utm_source=gizmodo_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow Mostly for Jameel, Dave and Max. Brutally honest trailer explains why Transformers sucks so badly The guys at Screen Junkies just released a new and hilarious Honest Trailer. This time they rip…
You know what today’s music is missing? DA’FUNK! I hate turning into an old guy saying “music was better back in my day.” Except its true!
Every so often iTunes decides to play Miseducation of Lauryn Hill & I’m forced to say “L could throw down! Damn shame she lost her mind!”
Dear All Police Ever, Seriously… its 2014. If you’re a cop, you’re being recorded by someone with a cell phone. Just assume this at all times. If you’re going to exercise police brutality, maybe pick someone who at least LOOKS intimidating. Maybe a 6’4, 300 lbs. black man (sprinkle some crack on him, call it…
We are attempting to finalize plans for Mav & Margaret’s Summertime Kickball-o-Rama 2014. If you want an invite, let me or Margaret Bashaar know. If you have an invite and haven’t said for sure whether you’re coming head over to the event page and accept, it should be fun. The people tagged on this post…