Oh my god! They’re dragging a lawn mower up the stairs next door. Proof conclusive of the existence of god.(Please don’t let this be a hoax)
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Weekend at Ray’s
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Because we all (like Barney Stintson) know that Weekend at Bernie’s is the fucking dream! Bizarre Road Trip! A man drove a deceased woman from Arizona to Michigan, propped up in the passenger seat and wearing sunglasses. And it gets weirder, click here: http://www.myfoxny.com/story/25692232/gruesome-road-trip-clinton-township-man-drives-cross-country-with-a-dead-women-in-passenger-seat
Imported From Facebook, TV
Oh My God, the Long Island Psychic is a scam?!?!? Who knew?
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I am NOT shocked that someone has discovered that the Long Island Medium isn’t psychic. I AM shocked that someone spent more than 2 min writing an article exposing her. Tomorrow on Jezebel, we explore the controversial topic of are “Pamela Anderson’s boobs real?” The answer will surprise you! Then come back Monday for our…
Imported From Facebook, Religion
Honestly, God was Straight Up Gangsta!
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Imported From Facebook, Race & Class
Stephen A Smoth on the world being fair
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Somebody went and woke the sleeping dragon. I’m very weird about personal expression. I’m a black man (except when I’m pretending to be Asian) with tattoos and piercings. I rant at length on the internet about my (not so standard) views on politics, religion, drugs and sexuality. I wear ridiculously offensive t-shirts and curse like…
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On the Jungle in My Neighbor’s Yard
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My Neighbors Front Yard
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Kickball!!!
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Swimming and Beer Pong
by mav • • 9 Comments
I’m oddly in a mood to play beer pong in my pool. Someone volunteer. Yes, Of course I have a floating beer pong table. What a stupid question.
Imported From Facebook
Sex with Coke bottles is NOT what you think…
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Really?!?!? Uh… And coming next, the bottle of Dr. Pepper that can only be opened by simultaneous orgasm. Sponsored by Grindr. Coke Creates Socially Awkward Bottles For College Freshmen To help get college freshmen started with new friendships, Coca Cola designs a bottle of coke that can only be opened with another bottle of coke!…
Imported From Facebook, Telemarketer Theater
Telemarketer Theater: Verizon FiOS
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11-21-06 (Photo credit: chrismaverick) Now see I love that REAL customer service people are so much more reasonable than the fake scammers I usually deal with. I just got a call from Verizon: Verizon Salesman: Hi, this is John with Verizon FiOS. Is Christopher Maverick available? Mav: What’s this regarding? VS:…
Imported From Facebook, Pop culture
on Original Fairy Tales
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Ok, the “Scottish version” of Snow White is the best story ever. Actually Cracked is wrong; it’s not really the same, it’s a separate but similar fairytale (ATU#709) called Gold-Tree and and Silver-Tree. But whatever. I like the message: Wait for your evil mother-in-law to try to murder your wife, then find a new wife…
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Hellmouth…
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Hellmouth is open! Let’s go! The Gates of Hell Just Opened In Guatemala “This can’t be real” was my first thought. Then I checked the source: The Guatemalan government. This sinkhole appeared last sunday in a street intersection of Ciudad de Guatemala. Just looking at the photo gives me vertigo. [Updated]
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Permission Slip Theater
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Kickball
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Who’s interested in the kickball party that I am throwing with Margaret Bashaar. Let me know and I’ll send you an invite. And if you’ve already been invited, head over to Mav & Margaret’s Summertime Kickball-o-Rama 2014 and accept already. And yes, I’m going to keep asking until we have like 1000 guests, so say…