7-31-08 (Photo credit: chrismaverick) Help Wanted: I’m for looking henchmen to start my supervillain empire. I’ll need: • 4-6 bulky brawler dudes of below average intelligence who don’t mind being experimented on. • one smaller but scrappy brawler who is more intelligent and can serve as the leader. • A deranged…
BWAHAHAHAHAH!!! Honestly, I totally would have hung this sign up at high school graduation if I’d thought of it. errr… ummm… I mean, I am shocked! Shocked I say!!! The indecency of people! THAT’S RACIST! White Georgia Teens Celebrate Graduation With “N*gga We Made It” Signs (PHOTOS) In this case, a simple “Started From The…
You know. I’m seriously going to miss crazy Stephen when he takes the Letterman job. Colbert Follows In Amazon’s Crazy Patent Footsteps and Patents Patents Last week, we reported on the bizarre patent that Amazon was granted for photographing products against a white background. You might jump to condemn the actions of Amazon and the…
Parking Meter in Tokyo, Japan (Photo credit: Wikipedia) Biggest problem with the new computerized parking meters is being stuck behind two old people who can’t figure out how to use them.
Cute… This woman actually assembled the Avengers to fight her dad’s cancer! http://t.co/xEfZDDRBNC #CapforStrat The Avengers (and More) Assemble for Cancer: See Their Selfies https://www.facebook.com/chrismaverick/posts/10152498011421654
And continuing the theme… Well, I guess this is a step up from loving your daughter by fake marrying her in a creepy purity ceremony. Remember the good old days when you could love your gay daughter by stoning her? I bet Pat does. Pat Robertson Says Love Your Gay Daughter By Refusing To Accept…
And to follow up on yesterday, THIS right here is the logical continuation of purity balls. Teen Girl Ejected From Prom Because Horny Dads Can’t Stop Staring A 17-year-old girl says she was kicked out of her homeschool prom because some lecherous dads complained that she was arousing “impure thoughts.”
I don’t know why purity ball pics keep showing up all over the intertubes lately… But this guy nicely sums up my feelings on them. Seriously though… I mean I know I’m a godless heathen and all. I’m the guy who is all for slutting it up as much as you can especially before you’re…
9am summer school French. This is officially the earliest class I’ve had since 1994.
With no spoilers… I wish @MrPeterDinklage ‘s speech on tonight’s #GameOfThrones ended with “and I want a Fucking Emmy!”
As I say every year: To all the baby mamas, mama’s mamas & mama’s mama’s mamas. Happy Mothers Day, I am for real! #SorryMsJackson
I for one happen to think Nic Cage inspires women to achieve greatness. Come on ladies, you can’t tell me that seeing him find a treasure map on the back of the constitution didn’t make you want to study law? I have it on good authority that Sandra Day O’conner got her start when she…
Ok, Lightroom mobile on the iPad is almost certainly the best thing ever. Yay living in the future!!!!
The big question though. Is Dre day still EZ’s payday?Beats Sale Seemingly Confirmed by Dr. Dre in Facebook VideoYesterday's news of Apple's plan to buy Beats for $3.2 billion seems to have been confirmed by Dr. Dre himself, if this video, posted to Facebook by actor Tyrese Gibson, is anything to go by.
Dammit. American music videos suck!!! (And yes, I would totally watch a male video that was like this too) Watching women trying to sing while having an orgasm is fun These ladies are ADAM, a Dutch electronic dance music band who had a fun idea for their latest video: Have a vibrator doing its thing…