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Who the fuck broke the Girl Scouts?

Day 119 – by PhotoKat So I have email from my niece, (or at least a server somewhere pretending to be her and sending me a nice form letter) asking me to help her girl scout troop by buying nuts or magazines… Ummm… what the fuck? Magazines? Nuts? Where the fuck…

The NFL is not Greenpeace

I live in Pittsburgh, Pa. It’s a football town. As a resident here, I am required by law to worship the Pittsburgh Steelers, forsaking all other gods before them. Football is a religion here. Do you understand the level of sacrilegious gumption it takes for a city to pronounce a football play as “immaculate” and continue…

on Sex, Violence, The World Cup, Steve Jobs, Good Looking Criminals, Non-sequitur Memes, Lebron James and Why Facebook Can Go Fuck Themselves…

Siren’s Song #25 (of 42) Models: Melanie & Jordan. Photo credit: Christopher Maverick ©2012 So initially I was going to write something entirely different here. I was going to complain about people complaining about sports. I was going to complain that people who complain about sports are being stupid. I was…