Wow… so basically her point is “Ladies of the world. Please stop being pretty or my husband will notice I’m ugly and leave me.” I love how she defends her point with “I never suggested my husband isn’t responsible for his own eyes and heart {actually, I said he works his butt off to protect…
Oh for fuck’s sake… I know I don’t really do daily wistful career change decisions anymore, but I have one anyway. I’ve decided that I want to be a Washington Post Opinion column editor, because really it appears to be a job that requires doing nothing whatsoever but just printing anything handed to you by…
I wonder if the religious right realizes that their outrage is the only reason Riri dresses like this in the first place? I love that people make claims like “Female modesty and decency have been on the decline for years.” You know what one of my favorite songs is? “Love to Love You Baby” by…
I hate Pittsburgh winters. Sigh… So I was in a car wreck today. I mentioned it on my twitter page, but here are details in case anyone is wondering. The roads were getting bad, so Steph (my fiancee) asked me if I could pick her up from work. I said fine and after wandering around…
Image by chrismaverick via FlickrAuthor’s Note: Today is my birthday. I am 36 years old. I’ve decided it might be a good idea to start blogging again. Back in the old days (see, I’m old now, so I can say that), I used to write quite lengthy rants on my livejournal, but I kind of…
eyecon Originally uploaded by chrismaverick. So I had been meaning to put together a glossary of terms that I use here and that people might not necessarilly understand. I was working on it last night and decided to make a game out of it. So here’s how it works. There are 50 terms below. They’re…
First Dance Originally uploaded by chrismaverick. in which Mav egotistically makes a desperate plea for greater popularity, but sort of with a point, really I swear.So, a week ago, when I was doing the interview meme, lizardking625 asked me about being an internet icon. Honestly, I’m not really there yet, but I probably should be.…
Scarlett Johansson1 #1 on FHM (US) hottest 100 women in the world 2006It’s been several months since the last time I sat down to write 1000 words of free flowing hostility. I had actually been thinking about it a lot lately. But I didn’t want to do it gratuitously. I wanted to make sure I…
Down and Out 2 Originally uploaded by chrismaverick. So, I mentioned a couple days ago, that I had a 1KWFFH floating around in my head, and I decided tonight would be a good night to actually just get it out on the page now. It’s something that has been buzzing around for a bit and…
Evelyn 2 Originally uploaded by chrismaverick. its been a while since I wrote a good pop culture rant. There’s actaully a 1KWFFH that’s been kicking around in my head for a couple days now, that should hopefully be making its appearance any day now. But for now, it needs to cook a little longer. In…
(EDIT: For people who are wondering, all the links here should be relatively worksafe. A tad on the sexy side, but I tried to not link to anything more scandalous than what might not grace the cover of Cosmo or Maxim in a grocery store checkout line) So, I know I sort of touched on…
I kind of intended to go to bed early tonight (honestly, its still early for me now at 12:30). But then I saw a story on the news and it kind of struck me and I just had to write 1000 words of free flowing hostility. So I’m watching the news and they run a…
Snowy Grave 2 Originally uploaded by chrismaverick. So I bundled up and went out this morning to take pictures of the graveyard across the street covered in snow. Sitting there, standing next to tombstones and freezing to death, I was struck with some thoughts about the sillyness of what I was doing and ridiculousness of…
hmmm… haven’t posted much in the last month or so. Haven’t really had much to say. Such is the life of a bum. Anyway, I was thinking that I might write a 1KWFFH rant about some topic but can’t think of what I want to tackle next. So I am taking suggestions. What should I…
So the following rant was generated by my reflecting on discussions I had with the lovely and delightful beststephi and the delightful and lovely froggiesocks, neither of whom have a twin as far as I know. The only twin I know of who supposedly reads this is dales and as far as I know, his…
