eyecon Originally uploaded by chrismaverick. So I had been meaning to put together a glossary of terms that I use here and that people might not necessarilly understand. I was working on it last night and decided to make a game out of it. So here’s how it works. There are 50 terms below. They’re…
First Dance Originally uploaded by chrismaverick. in which Mav egotistically makes a desperate plea for greater popularity, but sort of with a point, really I swear.So, a week ago, when I was doing the interview meme, lizardking625 asked me about being an internet icon. Honestly, I’m not really there yet, but I probably should be.…
Scarlett Johansson1 #1 on FHM (US) hottest 100 women in the world 2006It’s been several months since the last time I sat down to write 1000 words of free flowing hostility. I had actually been thinking about it a lot lately. But I didn’t want to do it gratuitously. I wanted to make sure I…
Down and Out 2 Originally uploaded by chrismaverick. So, I mentioned a couple days ago, that I had a 1KWFFH floating around in my head, and I decided tonight would be a good night to actually just get it out on the page now. It’s something that has been buzzing around for a bit and…
Evelyn 2 Originally uploaded by chrismaverick. its been a while since I wrote a good pop culture rant. There’s actaully a 1KWFFH that’s been kicking around in my head for a couple days now, that should hopefully be making its appearance any day now. But for now, it needs to cook a little longer. In…
(EDIT: For people who are wondering, all the links here should be relatively worksafe. A tad on the sexy side, but I tried to not link to anything more scandalous than what might not grace the cover of Cosmo or Maxim in a grocery store checkout line) So, I know I sort of touched on…
I kind of intended to go to bed early tonight (honestly, its still early for me now at 12:30). But then I saw a story on the news and it kind of struck me and I just had to write 1000 words of free flowing hostility. So I’m watching the news and they run a…
Snowy Grave 2 Originally uploaded by chrismaverick. So I bundled up and went out this morning to take pictures of the graveyard across the street covered in snow. Sitting there, standing next to tombstones and freezing to death, I was struck with some thoughts about the sillyness of what I was doing and ridiculousness of…
hmmm… haven’t posted much in the last month or so. Haven’t really had much to say. Such is the life of a bum. Anyway, I was thinking that I might write a 1KWFFH rant about some topic but can’t think of what I want to tackle next. So I am taking suggestions. What should I…
So the following rant was generated by my reflecting on discussions I had with the lovely and delightful beststephi and the delightful and lovely froggiesocks, neither of whom have a twin as far as I know. The only twin I know of who supposedly reads this is dales and as far as I know, his…
for years, ludimagist has been trying to convince me to try and become a editorial writer. Lately, beststephi has been bugging me to try and submit some of my rants as editorials to Pulp or City Paper and the like. So here’s the question for people. Well a few questions really. Do people think I…
In the last couple of days, the local news has had stories on it about how the Woodland Hill School board has been voting to remove its no-cut policy from high school sports. I found this kind of amusing at first, and then kind of annoying and then kind of interesting, and as is my…
It’s been a couple of months since I last wrote a 1KWFFH. And even longer since I last wrote one about age and sex. So I thought it was time I did one again. Besides, this one is different. Earlier today someone sent me a URL to a news story that was so ridiculous, so…
first on the fake world: I just watched the trailer for Jersey Girl, and I gotta say I’m really looking forward to it. I was a big fan of Chasing Amy, and was very much looking forward to seeing what Smith would do when Affleck challenged him to “make another movie like that.” The trailer…