I get email spam, just like everybody. The saddest thing about email spam is that unlike the phishing phone calls I get, there’s no good way to really run a telemarketer theater prank, so I can’t even generate good website content. They’re basically useless. I got one in my Duquesne email account today that caught…
I’ve been wondering if the Telemarketing Scammers have been on to me. I haven’t gotten as many calls lately. And when I have they’ve been pretty quick to hang up on me. Here’s the one that happened today. INT. PITTBSBURGH HOME – DAY STEPH is watching TV and eating breakfast as the phone rings. MAV happens…
It’s been weeks since I got to write a telemarketer theater. I was starting to worry that they didn’t love me anymore! And I’m sure you’ve all been missing them. Well the wait it over! FADE IN: MAV is at home on his computer and there’s a call on the landline. The Caller ID is from…
11-21-06 (Photo credit: chrismaverick) Yes!!! It’s been weeks since I’ve been able to write a new tech service scam play! Well the wait is over! ——————- Our hero, MAV is catching up on some DVR’d tv shows while he cleans his home. A telephone rings. MAV reads the caller ID and…
11-21-06 (Photo credit: chrismaverick) It’s been a while, so let’s enjoy another one act play in Mav’s telemarketer series. [INT. Pittsburgh home of Stephanie Siler and Christopher Maverick. Phone rings. Mav answers. A woman with a thick and broken hispanic accent is the caller. Her voice amuses the hero because at…
The problem with running a telephone scam out of India is that anyone with half decent English grammar can get a job in a legitimate call center. Remember that 1 scene play I wrote about my experience with a caller a few weeks back? I now present the sequel. MAV is finishing up his lunch…
11-21-06 (Photo credit: chrismaverick) I just got a call from the worst con artist of all time. I believe it might have actually been like a con-man training course. I have composed a short one act play to commemorate it. The part of Mav will be played by me. The part…