I’ve been wondering if the Telemarketing Scammers have been on to me. I haven’t gotten as many calls lately. And when I have they’ve been pretty quick to hang up on me. Here’s the one that happened today. INT. PITTBSBURGH HOME – DAY STEPH is watching TV and eating breakfast as the phone rings. MAV happens…
Oh Hell Yeah it is!!! That’s right. At long last, It’s the one you’ve been waiting for. The Phone Sex Edition of Telemarketer Theater! Our hero, MAV is sitting in his office reading literary journals, because that’s just the kind of wild man he is. The phone rings in the other room. Mav goes to answer…
It’s been weeks since I got to write a telemarketer theater. I was starting to worry that they didn’t love me anymore! And I’m sure you’ve all been missing them. Well the wait it over! FADE IN: MAV is at home on his computer and there’s a call on the landline. The Caller ID is from…
11-21-06 (Photo credit: chrismaverick) Now see I love that REAL customer service people are so much more reasonable than the fake scammers I usually deal with. I just got a call from Verizon: Verizon Salesman: Hi, this is John with Verizon FiOS. Is Christopher Maverick available? Mav: What’s this regarding? VS:…
11-21-06 (Photo credit: chrismaverick) Yes!!! It’s been weeks since I’ve been able to write a new tech service scam play! Well the wait is over! ——————- Our hero, MAV is catching up on some DVR’d tv shows while he cleans his home. A telephone rings. MAV reads the caller ID and…