Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: A guy about to rock. You may now salute me.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: $6.47 Man. We can rebuild him, weaker, slower, lamer. My joints will make a mechanical squeaky sound.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: The Hero Defined. Ok @wayne_wise, @MarcelWalker1 & @megabee get this & that’s it http://t.co/7aIXNSsnMav (@chrismaverick) posted a photo on TwitterGet the whole picture – and other photos from Mav

Today’s wistful career change decision: eccentric police detective. I need a cigar and a raincoat.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Desperado. When will I come to my senses? I’ve been out riding fences for so long now.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision:Parcel Delivery Service. I’ll take your money then destroy your package & not tell you, just like UPS!

Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: Office Linebacker. You kill the Joe, you make some mo’! You know that, baby. http://t.co/zY8kzmMY

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Black Police Detective in Mississippi. For 1 & 1 reason only. I want to say “They call me Mr. Tibbs!”

Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: Breakfast Cereal Mascot. If you steal my Fruity Maverickos, I stab you in the eye with the spoon.

Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: Manager at a Motel 6. We’ll leave the light on for ya’!

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Counselor at Camp Crystal Lake. What could go wrong? Now who wants to go skinny-dipping at midnight?

Today Wistful Career Change Decision:Mav Henry-Steel Driving Man! After work I’ll have a beer with Bunyan & Appleseed and fuck Annie Oakley

Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: Club DJ. But not a lame modern fist pumping douche. A real one like JMJ or the Kiiiiiiiiidddd Capri!

Todays wistful career change decision: somewhere with access to that new thing I keep hearing about. Whats it called? Oh yeah, the Internet

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: YouTube Star. Do I want to do movie parodies, lip dub or just get kicked in the balls?