Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: Professional Skateboarder. On foot Division.

Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: Evil Fortune Cookie Writer. Mavfuscious say, “Suck My Dick!” Your lucky numbers are 1, 27, 13, 49, 8

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: 80s era hairdresser. Flamboyantly gay. Wears bright colors. Calls himself “Mr Christopher” FABOULOUS!

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Porn Star. Because how did I never pick porn star before? (maybe I did, so hard to keep track)

Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: Conforming sheep & follower of the masses. Who wants to keep my name anyway?

Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: 19th centery cattle magnate. Just so I don’t have to change my name.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision:RiverboatGambler-Just so I don’t haveto change my name(though I’ll sometimes be replaced by a brother)

Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: Professional Basketball Team. Just so I don’t have to change my name.

Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: Brash young fighter pilot at Top Gun. Just so I don’t have to change my name.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Post-Apocalyptic Freedom Fighter from the Future. Sarah Connor, come with me if you want to live!

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor at Hogwarts. 10 points from Gryffindor!

Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: Exotic Spice Importer/Exporter. Only I’ll say I’m an international crimelord so I don’t sound lame.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Batman villain. Need a gimmick. Not riddles. Not penguin. Not jokes I know… I’ll be the Motherfucker!

Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: Twitterbot. This space for rent, $$1000/day.

Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: Hype-man in an NWH tribute band. We got HATS now, Motherfucker!!!